Doesn’t it Seem Likely that the Fashion World’s Kaiser, Karl Lagerfeld is, in fact, a robot? →
“According to various magazines the designer Karl Lagerfeld hates food, children, fat and thin people, love, being looked at and being touched. He also claims that he is “a computer” and has recently been sporting a strangely robotic glove. It’s no wonder that if you get fashionistas together someone inevitably ends up speculating that he is, you know, actually a robotic hoax created by scientists. I’d like to discuss this, incorporating factoids from Descartes, Blade Runner and Vogue magazine.”
Jen Wright, a freelance writer/model for art classes (and, strangely, Gossip Girl), submits this one.